I have long said that animals are plotting to rise up and take back the earth from humans. Crazy theory? Oh yeah, then why did a Spokesman from State Farm Insurance say he thinks deer are starting a newsletter and getting on Twitter?

Farfetched maybe, but Doug Griffith of State Farm attributes the declining rate of vehicle versus deer collissions on the deer getting smarter. Scary Boise State Public Radio has his theory. I say as long as the deer don’t grow opposable thumbs we’re probably safe.

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